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Sh!t Locals Say


Can I get more olives?
“Can you make me a mojito with no sugar?” Sure. That’s real easy to do. Enjoy! -Sarah “Can I have...
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Shit Locals Say to Bartenders July
"Can I get a gin and tonic?” Sure, would you like Tanqueray? Bombay? Hendricks? “Yeah, gin and tonic?” Yeah and...
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Congratulations on pissing off your bartender!
Tipping is a huge part of the Service Industry. People seem to forget that we make, on average between $2.13...
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No Friend Left Behind
Girls should always stick with your girl friends at the bar. It is usually the sober friend's job to make...
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WTF, Really?!? No-No's at the Bar with Courtney
Some of you have mastered the art in picking up chicks; good for you! On the other hand, most of...
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"Hey bro, are you like the DJ?"
Corey from Hot 100.5 shares the Sh!t he hears on a daily basis while spinning at locals clubs, here in...
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