Sh!t Locals Say featured in Wild and Sexy Issue October 2012
“Can you make me a mojito with no sugar?” Sure. That’s real easy to do. Enjoy! -Sarah
“Can I have more olives?” When did this become a salad bar? -Paul
“What’s your real job?” Never ask a bartender this! Whether or not this is a second job or not, it’s not likely to win you points. -Mike
“Can you hold my coat?” Yeah sure, it wouldn’t be a HUGE inconvenience at all. While I’m at it, lemme hold your purse, too. -Sean
“Why do you need my credit card? Don’t you trust me?” I laugh every time. -Tommy
“Dude, I spilled my drink?” Wow. Sorry dude. I’ll make sure the next one is grip-friendly. -Jeff
“I dunno. What do you like?” Or better yet, “I don’t know. Can I get something good?” I’ve heard this so many times. It’s like rolling into a bar on training wheels. Here, let me push you along through your fun night. -Paige
“We know the owners.” Yeah? So do I. Here’s your total. I’ll tell them you said, "hi." -Christine
“We’d like to pay in cash and then the rest in credit.” And then you get like six credit cards. WTH? Really?? -Jennifer
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